Do you want to have a laugh?

You just won’t believe what happened to me this weekend! I have to say I had a very eventful weekend, and I don’t just mean going out and partying. No, no, a lot more interesting than that. Starting on Saturday, after having bored the Vodafone people to tears so they would give me the upgrade I wanted (the lovely store manager finally succumbed to my charm), I went for a bit of window shopping around Bayswater (one of my fav “talent scouting” places in London) and for some strange reason a cute young’un tried to chat me up. In the street! Just like that. Now, cute as he was (the twenty-somethings seem to be improving as of lately), he wasn’t really my type, a bit pale and way too skinny for my taste, but still it was so sweet to have someone just come and chat me up. On the street, just like that. In my old age it just doesn’t seem to happen as often as it used to, and in the middle of the street like that – how flattering. Well definitely more flattering than me tripping over the side walk at the feet of the cute guy, who just happened to be my type. In fact the reason I tripped over myself was because I was so intent staring at cute guy that I wasn’t looking where I was going. Silly girl that I am, I lost a great opportunity right there because instead of playing it up as he stopped to help me and ask how I was, I was so embarrassed I just jumped up, mumbled “thank you” and practically ran all the way home.
Ah, but the mis-adventures of little miss Lora do not end there, as on Sunday I was admired by a little perv. Oh yes, while walking to lunch up at Merkato some sicko tried to take a photo up my skirt. I just couldn’t believe it! Fortunately it was a sunny day, so when I saw this shadow come up behind me and slow down, I thought he just wanted to pass, so I move to the other side of the sidewalk and slowed down a bit to let him pass. Well his shadow also slowed down and moved to the other side, and I thought that was a bit strange, and since there wasn’t anyone else around and I didn’t want this guy to stay behind me, I stopped to let him pass. Just as I turned around I saw him bent over holding his phone under my skirt, or at least trying. I just stared at him and the embarrassed little sh*t crossed the road and took off. I mean seriously do men really get that much of a kick by looking up women’s skirts? That is just sooo pathetic! Actually that’s just sick.
Well there you go one and all: my adventures over the weekend. Hope I made you all laugh, as of course that is my main goal in life. Keep well and remember: The very purpose of our life is happiness; the very motion of our lives is toward happiness (His Holiness the Dalai Lama)